How Christmas in Barcelona Is Full of Bizarre Traditions

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If you are looking for some out-of-the-box Christmas traditions, don’t look further. Christmas in Barcelona is all about the weird and the bizarre.
Brace yourselves, poo is king here!

Barcelona is a city bustling with things to do and see. And if there is a place on this planet proud of their own traditions is Catalonia. This region is buzzing with traditions all year-round such as the sardana dance and a聽personal favorite, the impressive human castles named聽castellers.

Same happens during聽Christmas, when there are some strong and… weird Christmas traditions going on. Living in Barcelona, I had all the time in the world to look at details I started finding unusual things. I was amazed how it can be聽so scatological (here’s a word I聽thought I would never聽in this blog).

Yes, you’ve heard right, Catalan Christmas is also a celebration of poo.
So let’s talk about poo!

The poop madness

First of all, the question is WHY? Why this obsession of the Catalans with poo? Well, Catalans were always extremely nature-driven. The work of Gaud铆 is a celebration of nature in the first place.

If you think about it, there is nothing more natural and healthy than a series of successful intestinal movements, right? Also, poop has been vastly used for fertilization of fields in agriculture which metaphorically聽suggests healthiness and life.

Menja b茅, caga fort i no tinguis por a la mort!
Eat well, poop a lot聽and don鈥檛 be afraid of death!

Popular Catalan saying

With poo so聽enrooted in Catalan culture, the聽celebration of feces and the glorification of a such a basic human necessity were only natural to be聽聽present in Christmas season in the whole Catalonia. It usually takes the form of two playful figures: the聽caga ti贸 and the caganer.



CAGA TI脫| THE POOPING LOG

christmas in Barcelona spain - Caganers and other bizarre wtf christmas traditions

The Caga Ti贸 or Ti贸 de Nadal is a smiley little hollow wooden block, with two front sticks acting as legs and is the favourite Christmassy tradition in Barcelona of children. The friendly聽caga ti贸 arrives Catalan homes in the beginning of December, and children are supposed to take care of him every single day. This includes watering him, leaving small pieces of candy and even cover him with a blanket for the cold nights.

Now it’s how it gets weirder. The children will be rewarded on Christmas Day, when they are supposed to beat the hell out of him with sticks while they sing a song:

Caga ti贸,聽caga torr贸,聽avellanes i mat贸,聽si no cagues b茅, 聽et dar茅 un cop de bast贸. Caga ti贸!

Which literally translated would be something like:

Poop log,聽poop turr贸n,聽hazelnuts and cottage cheese,聽if you don鈥檛 poop well,聽I鈥檒l hit you with a stick. Poop log!

WTF.

An adult supervises聽over the ritual and pulls out the 鈥減oop” from under the blanket which mainly consists of sweets and turr贸n (nougat). The better the little log had been taken care of, the more gifts and candy it will defecate. In the end, the remains of the ever-smiling Caga Tio may even聽be聽burned in the fireplace to keep the whole family warm.

Even more WTF.

I’m not sure I understand the moral of this story but hey, I’m all about wtf traditions. All I know is that a whole variety of tios can be found virtually in any market or little shop in Barcelona these days, from the tiny ones from the size of your thumbnail until huge ones found in squares for public 鈥渟tick beating鈥.

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CAGANER – THE POOPING MAN

Another bizarre Christmas tradition聽is the Caganer: a figure depicting a man with a red hat聽pooping in the squatting position, that also can range from the tiny to the huge – the biggest caganer of the world was聽6-meter high!. In any case, it leaves little to the imagination, I mean it is literally a dude pooping. And most of the times, a pile of feces is actually depicted on the figure.

The best of all is聽caganers聽are usually put right in the middle of the Nativity scene as a sign of good luck. It was really unexpected to see one right next to the Three Kings!

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Caganer stall at Santa Lucia Fair.

At first I thought these would only come as one figurine聽– a farmer (?) boy in white clothes and red hat – so I was amazed to find out the caganers have evolved to a form of social and political and social satyr and can embody virtually anyone:

  • World leaders: Barack Obama, Ghandi or the Pope (!)
  • The Royals: Queen Letizia, Queen Elizabeth or Prince Charles
  • Sport Idols: Leonel Messi, Tiger Woods or Cristiano Ronaldo
  • … and so many others!

Even though they can be perceived as vulgar and gross, caganers are mainly聽a symbol of humanity’s equality. The premise is there are no untouchables:聽everyone poops regardless of their power or social status.

Caganers are most frequent in Barcelona during the holiday season, especially in the Christmas markets held throughout the city. I have been a few times to Fira de Santa Lucia and the caganer stalls are definitely the busiest聽with a lot of people pointing, laughing and taking photos of these unique figures.

Nevertheless, they can now be found all year round and have become a classy touristic souvenir of Barcelona. You can also buy them online!

christmas in Barcelona spain - Caganers and other bizarre christmas traditions
Two scatological worlds merged: a caga tio/caganer.

Embracing the Bizarre Christmas in Barcelona

One thing is for sure: Christmas in Barcelona is not the regular Christmas we are all used to. Far from the consumer-driven London or the opulent Christmas markets in Hamburg, it has got a more local feeling to it and it’s deeply tradition-oriented.

In Portugal, we have a saying that translated would be something like: First, we strange it, but after we embrace聽it. It was exactly what happened to me with caganers and caga tios in Barcelona. After an initial period full of WTF moments, I don’t get astonished by these unorthodox figurines anymore.

I even thought of bringing one to my mother’s nativity scene, but that was probably too much. On the other hand, it would definitely add a dash of excitement to our Christmas though. Maybe next year.

Still, writing all this made me want to go to the toilet. Be right back!

BARCELONA MINI TRAVEL GUIDE

How to get to Barcelona

Barcelona is one of the best-connected cities in Europe. You can easily come by car from major cities like Madrid and Paris, by air from virtually any major european airport in Europe or even by ferry/cruise in the Mediterranean.

Where to stay in Barcelona

I would skip La Rambla area completely as everything’s overpriced there. To live Barcelona more like a local, I’d go for Sant Antoni. El Poblenou is also great if you want to prioritise beach.

To make things easier, I’ve already pre-selected a list of the best hotels in Barcelona. These only include a rating of 8 or more, with wifi and centrally-located. Just pick your favorite!

What you MUST do in Barcelona

No, it’s not eating paella (southern/Valencian dish) nor drinking Sangria (you’ll probably end up drinking some weird mix hardly deserving of that name). The best piece of advice I can give is to just embrace the laid-back lifestyle of Barcelona. Do a picnic in Ciutadella Park. Have a drink watching the sunset in a viewpoint somewhere. Relax on the beach.

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Are there any bizarre聽Christmas traditions where you live? I would love to hear them! And by the way, Merry Christmas to you all, with a lot of healthy pooping!

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